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Old 04-28-2018, 05:59 PM
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A nice, calm, and respectable lady, Lena, went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I voud like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I yust need it to poison my husband Ole”!

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Ole in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Bet he found the cyanide real fast.
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